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DISAPPOINTMAN: Singleton Abbey

By Chris Sav - 31st August 2012

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Name: Chris Sav
About me: I got an A in GCSE Spanish, I collect scented candles, I own three consecutive Take That DVDs.

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That was brilliant.

Rhianne 29th November 2012 at 3:29 pm

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