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Brave? Sick? In a Mankini? Really, BMB?

Dear BMB,

We at CALM just wanted you to know that we think you’ve gone too far this time. We’ve watched the promo video. We’re disturbed. We counted 59 twisted ankles, 4 broken legs and 7 severe cases of hypothermia. In summary … ARE YOU A BUNCH Of SICKOS, or what?

Our immediate response was to set up a Just Giving page with the express aim of raising enough funds to convince you to back-the-hell-out. But, having seen what you’ve raised already (viewers at home, click here) we know we haven’t got a ‘Tough Guy’s chance in the Killing Fields’ of turning you off.

We’re bricking it. You’re all bricking it. If you’re reading this and not too far off bricking it yourself, all you can do now is donate to Team Little Spoons (that’s their team name) to ensure their safe return:


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