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EVERYMAN: The Awkwardian

Size 12 feet, a general nervousness and a tendency to fall over things (mainly due to the feet) have led me to self diagnose as a sufferer of ‘acute awkwardness’. There is not much one can do but embrace it and once you do that it’s not so bad, often resulting in a great amount of hilarity.

The more I do these drawings and stories, the stranger my references seem to be. From Pokemon last week to Made In Chelsea this week, I wonder what you must think of me…

 

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