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Disappointman vs New Year, Part 1

On New Years Eve two years ago I panicked and decided to buy weights from Argos as an attempt to sort my life out for the new year. I didn’t even think about the fact that they would be incredibly heavy, and so embarked on the most gruelling walk from Catford to Brockley I’d ever had. When I finally got them home I didn’t even want to look at them, and saw in the new year with sore arms and a bad back. Last year I managed to avoid the countdown, which was my aim for the evening… and then passed out soon after. I wonder what japes lie in wait for me this year… Whatever happens, I know that Disappointman and his chums are rather grateful that you’ve all been reading about their adventures over the last ten months or so. Here’s to more disappointing antics in 2013, Happy New Year.

To be continued…

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