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Disappointman vs New Year, Part 2

“I haven’t made any New Years resolutions over the last couple of years because I never keep them up past the first two days of January. This year I’ve decided to make resolutions I know I can achieve, such as eating more duck and increasing my caffeine intake. I’ve just had four coffees, bring on 2013.”

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  1. Brilliant, keep it up

    Anonymous 5th January 2013 at 11:25 am

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