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DISAPPOINTMAN: Spring Clean, Part 2

“So this week Disappointman has delved into his own mind to give it a bit of a Spring clean. I tried to do that once, but all I found in there was a TV connected to a Playstation 2, with Take That Singstar paused on the screen mid song (Never Forget). None of the notes had been hit properly, leaving a running score of about 3. I left, and went back to organising my tea cupboard while trying to harmonise with myself.”

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