DISAPPOINTMAN vs Online Dating, Part 2

By Chris Sav - 17th May 2013

“The rejections are piling up as Disappointman struggles with online chat-up lines. Stuck between messages that are too weird, or too boring, will he be able to find a balance?”

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Chris Sav

Chris is an artist, writer and occasional jam maker. He is co-writing a philosophy cookbook as part of a preserve concocting double team known as Jammatology.…

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