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DISAPPOINTMAN: The Rise Of Unemployman

Our unemployed hero has somehow found himself a job, but it seems that a real existence isn’t what it’s cracked up to be – moreover, it is filled with instant coffee granules, piss, and the eating of status reports, all to the sound of Coldplay.

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2 Responses to this article

  1. This was me two years ago, knee deep in meaningless neverending admin. Listening to Sue and Linda talk about their children and holidays before escaping to the toilet to look in the mirror and prove to myself i still exist, great times.

    J 9th August 2014 at 4:37 pm
  2. It’s me right now. Not that I enjoy other people feeling terrible but it’s good to know I’m not the only one.
    I’ve only ever had unbearable, tedious admin jobs. They sure make ‘being an active and engaging member of society’ worth while.

    Dom 14th August 2014 at 9:24 am

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