This week Bantz Man is going to give you some tips on how to woo women by attempting to defy lactose intolerence, as well as what not to say on a first date. Never underestimate the power of odd socks #bantz.
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Chris is an artist, writer and occasional jam maker. He is co-writing a philosophy cookbook as part of a preserve concocting double team known as Jammatology.…
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