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DISAPPOINTMAN: Culinary Man Tips

Last week a tome was dug up in the Asda carpark in Hounslow after being buried for over 200 years. The book, Homme Drammaticus by the relatively unknown Eldermere Brunswick, is a guide for the then modern man, with tips for the various aspects of a man’s life such as fashion, dating and fitness. Here are some excerpts from the chapter on food, translated (Brunswick wrote as if he were he in a period drama) and illustrated to help one navigate masculinity via the kitchen.

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