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‘Every Man’ illustrations: Disappointman

…this week’s episode of ‘Disappointman!’ And if you want to keep up to date with Disappointman’s ongoing struggle with ennui (you probably don’t), then follow him on twitter @Disappointman To…

DISAPPOINTMAN: The Referrer, Part 1

…sued? And what IS going on with his hair? Tune in next week to find out… Follow Chris Sav on Twitter: @disappointman For more Disappointman shennanigans, or for anything jam…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Don’t Look Down, Part 2

This week sees Disappointman being plunged further into the depths of anxiety. Can he keep afloat? Will he manage to defeat the giant squid of worry? How many seafood metaphors…

Disappointman on Broadway, part 3

Last we saw of Disappointman, he was counfounded by the Waltz of the real and thus had to jump through a hula hoop portal in order to gain confidence. This…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Spring Clean, Part 2

“So this week Disappointman has delved into his own mind to give it a bit of a Spring clean. I tried to do that once, but all I found in…

DISAPPOINTMAN: The Referrer, part 2

“This week’s episode sees Disappointman trying to get away from pop culture references and attempting to create his own narrative through various means, one of which is having his own…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Don’t Look Down, Part 3

Disappointman has now been completely submerged by his frustration, and to top it all off, that Omega 3 twat Salmon Head has returned to cause a load of trouble. Will…

DISAPPOINTMAN vs Online Dating, Part 2

as Disappointman struggles with online chat-up lines. Stuck between messages that are too weird, or too boring, will he be able to find a balance?” @disappointman Banalmuffins Jammatology    …

DISAPPOINTMAN vs Online Dating, Part 3

Disappointman has resorted to donning the Venetian mask of the Bad Boy in order to try and get a date online. Will he be able to seduce with chest hair?…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Blank Holiday, part 2

episode comes with a little animation: Help Disappointman make a cup of tea and defeat ennui once and for all! Check out more from Chris Sav here: banalmuffins jammatology facebook.com/disappointmanandpals…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Spring Clean

…life felt slightly more cleansed after this, so next week I’m going to rearrange my jams to see if that instills a sense of optimism within me.” @disappointman Banalmuffins Jammatology…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Existential Makeover

This week Disappointman battles fashion in an attempt to find meaning, but he soon realises that one pair of chinos could be the portal to nautical chic, or an existential…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Discalculus, part 3

So Disappointman has turned into a giant zero, armed with the logic that if he multiplies his worries by nought he won’t have to worry about anything. This logic comes…

DISAPPOINTMAN: Blank Holiday

This week sees Disappointman trying to make his way through the obstacle course of the bank holiday. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch him struggle…

DISAPPOINTMAN: I Am Man, Part 3

This week Disappointman goes head to head with Salmon Head in the ultimate man-off. Will he be able to rise from the ashes of emasculation to prove that he is…