“I have often imagine splitting the months of my life up into seasons of a TV show in order to make things seem a little more exciting. Things were getting really tense in the end of January season finale in which I had to frost a cake in a matter of minutes before jumping on a tube to Chalk Farm. Despite such drama, ratings plummeted. However, I believe the next season will deliver - I read on a spoiler site that there will be a scene in which I’m severely late and running for a train whilst carrying 67 jars of jam.”
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