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DISAPPOINTMAN: The Referrer, Part 1

“I have often imagine splitting the months of my life up into seasons of a TV show in order to make things seem a little more exciting. Things were getting really tense in the end of January season finale in which I had to frost a cake in a matter of minutes before jumping on a tube to Chalk Farm. Despite such drama, ratings plummeted. However, I believe the next season will deliver – I read on a spoiler site that there will be a scene in which I’m severely late and running for a train whilst carrying 67 jars of jam.”

Will Disappointman be consigned to make pop culture references for ever more?  Will these pop references get us sued?  And what IS going on with his hair? Tune in next week to find out…

Follow Chris Sav on Twitter: @disappointman

For more Disappointman shennanigans, or for anything jam related, visit Chris’ website.

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  1. Best yet.

    Flick 8th February 2013 at 9:37 pm

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