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Disappointment on Broadway, Part 2

This week Disappointman comes to the realisation that coordinating one’s feet and hand movements in time is the key to living a real exisistence. He also struggles with the hypothesis that not being able to do a Waltz means that you’re probably not a real man, but if Zack Effron can do it, then surely anyone can? However, he has forgotten that Zack Effron is in fact a transcendental being.

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