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DISAPPOINTMAN: Don’t Look Down, Part 3

“Disappointman has now been completely submerged by his frustration, and to top it all off, that Omega 3 twat Salmon Head has returned to cause a load of trouble. Will our hero ever get to dry land? Can he overcome panic and finally pan fry his nemesis? Will he finally find a use for those nautical pants? (other than being a fashion statement)”


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